You know how you can't stand certain things...its like when you sneeze, you know there will be more to follow. Usually that extra 1 or 3 sneezes. Also in your mind you don't know if you want to hold the sneeze in or let out this huge dramatic gust of air out of you. Some people say if you hold your sneeze in you loose brain cells, some say you can't sneeze with your eyes open. Weel this is something of a read for you then...things that i hate and they re dissected of why they are hated. Lets begin this journey...roll music.
A great way to start this off is people. Now this can be a very broad things of who and why and how you come to hate that person. Myself, I like to start with old people and move all the way down to kids. Again, everyone has their own personal experiences, these are just mine. If I offend, I'm sorry, but there will be explanations following.
Old people: some call them senior citizens, I call them long gone and forgotten. Why I say this, some of these people live the old way, traditional way...whatever. They were raised just like you and I. So are we putting blame on their parents, honestly, yes I partially blame thier parents, but that will come into fruition in a few minutes here. Senior citizens think just cuz they lived in certain era's that we need to give them a break. Possibly with rising costs and higher wages through the years. But they are getting discount after discount after discount. Various things in dealing with businesses whether its their health or purchasing groceries and what not. Yes they are old to do things, but come on, its a choice they made during their life. Who told them to gorge themselves so that they are so big they can't even wipe their own ass or why they are losing their teeth. Brush your teeth for christ sake. But yet we have it in our minds we need to be nice to these old people. I like to follow the saying "Respect is something earned when it is given back as well." Now you are probably saying, wow this guy will become old as well. Yes, that is not something I have very much control, but the reason why I am like this is some stupid old lady on flight to New York city decided to hit me on the head with her cane like my head was a door and her cane was door knocker. Really what I should have done is take that cane and smacked that bitch right in the head, but I didn't! Yes, i do have some senior citizens in my life and I do love and respect them, but they earned it. They took care of me my whole life as babysitters, they were my substitute grandparents. i love them till the day they pass. My parents are getting very close to being senior citizens, I don't hate them. I hate the ones that don't take care of themselves. You know it makes me laugh hearing some old folks say they are depressed cuz their kids don't visit them in the retirement home. You know what, you were probably a parent that kicked them out of the house when they just turned 18 and now you want us to feel sorry for you after you make a dick move like that. Come on, get real you lonely bastard, you did this to yourself. Case closed, you just got LAWYERED!!!
Ok, that was a good opening segment, lets continue with the subject of people with parenting skills like I mentioned before. Alright so we come down to the argument about old school versus new school ways of parenting. Now myself, my parents practiced physical discipline. Now in a kid's mind, they must be thinking damn, i got it bad as to compared to joe blow who just gets sent to the corner think on things. Ok, i dunno about you, i think grounding someone is like a vacation, you still get fed, you have a roof over youy head and you can have a shower...that is luxury my friend, you just don't know it. Now myself, i got to lie face down on my bed and get the belt over my ass...the dreaded question, "How many do you want?" You answer 1, mommy and daddy say 5 or 10...Now yes it would hurt as a kid but over time you grow a tolerance to it as well as daddy's hand speed slows down. Now i'm not saying I'm the perfect person in the world, but seeing what society and how kids are protected and shit like that. I just shake my head. But hey what do I know, I'm not a murderer, I'm not a doctor who graduated from med school. What is the prefect parent. Just love your kid. but if you are a parent that spoils your kid, thats not love, I hope it comes back on you and your kids walks all over you, so i better not here 1 compaint about how your kid is taking you to the bank. Really, did your 10 yr old kid need a cell phone...come on. but hey I'm not a parent yet, i'm sure I will come across things that I may hate myself on. Speaking of which I'm gonna be an uncle in a few months, lets see how i turn out for that. I'm already a godfather to Clarissa, Erica, Monica, Alexandra, Hera, Isabella and now Maelyn. Yes all girls. LOL, no matter, I'm glad I have them, they make me grow up as well as a person. I'm close to some, and some don't know I exist. But when I see them, i try to make an effort to see how they are doing...But i'm still not the perfect godfather.
Finally the last section here for people is kids. Now that age of 12 to 18. Thats a confusing time for a lot of kids and a lot of pressure...FUCK off...pressure, all they needs to do is go to school, hang out, stay out of trouble and all that jazz. No we see kids playing with each other literally exploring each other bodies at such a young age, they haven't even gone through puberty yet. 12 yr old dad...enough said. Now we have teens who are juvenile offenders. stealing, killing and that other GOOD stuff. Hello where are these parents for these kids, oh that right, they had a bad childhood themsleves and now its carried forth to their kids...give me a break, my parents came from a 3rd world country, they have instilled great faith and ideals in myself to what I have become. I'm not gonna toot my horn...you know yah I will I'm gonna give my parents a slap on the ass for the good job they did with myself. They didn't do any grounding to me, they didn't believe in that shit. Yah, they put in the corner to dwell on things with a sore ass or hand. Yah i cried, but I know whats good from bad. its black and white, now there is a grey area on this. Seriously...what do you say when you find out your kid just shot another kid. Ok, lets try a different scenario, now this is an extreme case. Good household, your average family, 2 boys. 1 of the boys is swinging his golf club as he swings the other son somehow managed to get in the path of the swing, hit in the head. Brain dead. How does that family feel, mom and dad are distraught of the loss and how do they feel for the son that killed their other son. How is that kid feeling killing his only brother. Again extreme i know. Let's go back to 12 yr old daddy. The kid seems like he wants to try and help his newborn baby daughter, but how, he can't work yet. He probably still wets his bed himself. Really what it comes down too is people say they can't control their kids. Well don't let your kids control you, let them know who is boss. Yah you can still be a cool parent. But remember, you are a parent, you are not their friend. They need guidance, if you can't be a parent, then keep your legs crossed and stop sticking your thing in places that it shouldn't be in!!!
Now you are probably saying to yourself, "Self, what have I gotten myself into?" We've only just started, this was just people in general. We're now gonna get into the nitty gritty of it. Here's a situation for you: Ever have a conversation where the other party, you have no clue what they said. Its maybe they are originally not from where you are from. Whatever...now when coming to migrate to a new country, i whole heartedly believe that english should be spoken at a certain level. Its just the language that we speak. i find it very annoying in speaking with someone who tries to use words that don't even make or assist in the understanding of the individual speaking. It makes me want to insult them without even trying to insult them. Like come on, don't tell me you moved here and cannot speak 1 word of english. I understand accents and everything but come on. Yah you may call me racist, but it happens to everyone. You can't say you have never spoken to someone that you had no clue to what they were saying. We are all guilty of this as well as we are all victims of this.
What really drives me nuts is when someone passes by and they wreak of something. Not necessarily a bad smell...wait for it...yes, a bad smell i wouldn't hate it if it wasn't a bad smell whether it is rotten eggs or that pooh smell or curry smell. Come on now, you know what I'm talking about. You see that guy coming towards you, dressed in a suit and you can already feel the radiation of his smell, he comes by you and then your senses start tingling, your nose itches and each nose hair tingles as the smell, the nastiest body odor smell hits you. You are like damn, that stinks. Not even AXE body spray could hide that scent. I get scard sometimes being stuck in an elevator and this couple is right there in front of me, my nose is flaring waiting for the doors to open so i can step out even though its not my floor! Some people are just inconsiderate. Like here's another one for you, walking past someone and there perfume is so strong, you have gasp for that second breath of air. Your lungs are filled with the chemicals that make that perfume and you are coughing and hacking. Your lungs feel heavy with liquid inside them...ok extreme yes, but the feeling no. Some people should know 1 spray is good enough. Not 1 spray on the shoulder, then the other shoulder, then on their hair, etc. You are probably saying to yourself, this guy complains a lot, but I'm just saying what I'm thinking. Now preference for smell, yes i would rather smell the person who has tons of perfume on than the guy who smells like shit. Thats a no brainer.
I do see that this is a fair bit of a read. So i will pause and let this soak in. Yes there will be more added. Let's call this chapter 1.
